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Sunday, June 29, 2014
Monday, June 16, 2014
This is My Last Political Commentary Poem (or so it seems)
To all who are concerned, those reading this, and anyone half interested:
This is my last political commentary poem.
You see, I feel I have exhausted this topic
and am growing bored with it all.
Maybe I will write a sonnet, an ode
or a beautiful poem to some backwoods retreat.
Maybe I will explore more free verse
that tells the stories of people encountered...
a voice for the voiceless.
Of course, I reserve the right to rescind this declaration
in the event another Bush is elected
to the White House, or the population
of the Rotund Rascal Riders reaches 30 percent.
If at any time the Tea Party is actually taken seriously
I will have to take up my pen.
This is a moral obligation
that negates anything else I may have said
or written.
(When the snake of stupidity rears its doltish head, one must cut said head off to save oneself from madness.)
Viva la Revolution!
So, until then I leave with this:
Our freedom is a facade
covering corruption.
True freedom is within our minds.
True freedom lies within you.
When all else fails,
fight!
Fascism is alive and well
fighting the war on
terrorism.
Slavery is present
in the quest for everyday
low prices.
Racism survived the
holocaust of
equal opportunity.
© Charles Scott 2014
Monday, June 09, 2014
Thinking About Life Choices That Didn't Revolve Around Me
To be a true PUNK
is to be what
your parents
were not.
To cast aside
your desires,
aspirations,
fucking dreams,
for those
you brought into
this world.
Never trust a hippie.
They will always
follow
their
libido.
Real PUNKS
are what
their parents
never
were.
PARENTS!
© Charles Scott 2014
Sunday, June 08, 2014
From Russia With Love
I was checking out my stats tonight and I noticed that there are 10 Russians who have been checking out my blog. It could also be Snowden checking 10 times. Hard to tell.
I will read for food and vodka...and a plane ticket (round trip) cheap cigars and those little babushka dolls,
I will read for food and vodka...and a plane ticket (round trip) cheap cigars and those little babushka dolls,
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© Charles Scott 2014
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Tuesday, June 03, 2014
Advice
Never pass on the chance to use a
toilet.
This is especially prudent when
traveling eastward
from Barstow.
Sure, you can pull off to the side of
the road,
but you run into the chance of getting
bit by a scorpion
with your pants down. Nobody wants to
leave a corpse
that way.
Don't eat seafood in Kansas City, or
anywhere within
a 800 mile radius.
Doing so will swear one off of lobster
forever.
Trust me on this one.
Never pick your nose in traffic.
You are not invisible while in your
car.
Make sure to tell those dear to you
that you
love them.
Make sure to tell your adversaries that
you
hate them.
Say hi to your mailman. He has a hard
job and enjoys idle
chit chat.
Create at least one thing in your life.
Children don't count. That's a
colaboraton.
Clean out your wallet once in a while.
Sometimes you'll find cash that you
forgot about
because you are getting older.
Don't tell others what to do.
Don't let others tell you what
to do.
Never make your bed.
Drink a lot of beer in moderation.
Only shop at Walmart for entertainment.
Be all that you can be,
but not in the Army.
Most of all,
don't listen to the advice from anyone
willing to give it freely.
*I may have to add to this as time goes by*
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Sunday, June 01, 2014
Parent of the Year (or, making beer money with dad)
CRACK!
I never
saw the old man
move
that fast.
I mean,
one minute he's
holding
a cue, the next
he's
hitting this poor mark
with 18 oz of wood
on the side of the head.
with 18 oz of wood
on the side of the head.
That
poor guy didn't see
it
coming.
Hell, I
didn't see it
coming.
"C'mon,
we gotta go,"
I tell
my dad as he is grabbing the guys money
off the
table.
I pull
dad along as stunned,
angry,
rednecks
start to
head our way.
Okay,
let me tell you,
I
thought I was dead,
or at
best
left in
a coma
if we
didn't leave.
If he
weren't my dad
I would
have left him.
I know
any other
hustling,
drunk,
septuagenarian
would
have died that night.
I pushed
the old man
into the
Cordoba,
prayed
it would
start.
(it did)
We
peeled away,
no
headlights in the
rear
view.
"How
much did we make?"
I asked.
"$40.00."
The rest
of the ride home
was
silent.
© Charles Scott 2014
Monday, May 26, 2014
From Matthew J. Hall
This needs to be in a physical form that fits into a back pocket to be taken out more often than not and read.
From the Depths and Through the Madness
From the Depths and Through the Madness
From Matthew J. Hall
This needs to be in a physical form that fits into a back pocket to be taken out more often than not and read.
From the Depths and Through the Madness
From the Depths and Through the Madness
Saturday, May 24, 2014
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