One day Dave just went bat shit crazy. He skipped school with his friend Pete Paraquat; ending up at Pete's house. One thing led to another and Dave found himself getting a mohawk. After several marijuanas Pete was able to talk Dave into coloring his new mohawk red. To celebrate they took some more marihuanas and ripped the sleeves off of their flannel shirts.
It was
getting late and Dave had to go home. Pete offered to give Dave a
ride home on his Huffy bike; which Dave accepted. They rode up the
sidewalk in front of Dave's house as Dave's dad pulled into the
driveway. Mr. Cruz took one look at his son and became furious. “Get
in the house now young man!”
“Okay
Pops,” Dave snarled.
Dave
walked into the house, passed his mother in the doorway and she
started crying. “Oh, my worst nightmare ever! What has happened to
my son? David, who did this to you?”
“Did
what?”
Who
made you..you..PUNK?”
© Charles Scott 2014
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